//... We named her Vedder,// Jono informed George, somewhat bemused.

They were clearly the most awesome terrible parents ever.

//And one of her middle names is my first girlfriend, who tried to have me eaten by a cannibal,// he added. Again, just to George, because he assumed that this was one of those things that you just don't share with a small child.

Again, more openly, he added, //You heard th'lady, George. Pay up.//