Jono wrinkled his nose a little, trying to figure out a way to condense the whole story in a way that wouldn't make his phone explode for trying to text it.

Made friends w/a pop star in London. Media blew friendship horribly out of proportion, decided she and I were an item, made up completely bullshit story about how she was carrying my baby. Fine by her. Friendship w/me was just a publicity stunt anyhow.

And then, in another message, he added,

On X-Men's jet right now. Probably should wait until we land somewhere before you visit, at least.

Not that they weren't used to someone randomly appearing out of nowhere, given the company they were currently keeping, but still.