Aha! Victory, then, even before the fact!

Picture, if you will, one Jonothon Evan Starsmore, climbing to his feet in the hull of a black aircraft, a cat in a carrier beside him, a phone in his hand, flames billowing out around him. Picture him doing the mashed potato in victory.

He wasn't. He was just doing as close to a smirk as he could manage while he sat on the floor, typing on his phone. But it certainly made for a great mental image, right?